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Rap battle i promised like two years ago

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im only doing this cuz i just made up some great roasts and i wanna show off


Unikern:

Hello there Ellie,
Welcome to Patrician cave.
I would call you a pleb,
but you’re more like a slave.

I’ll mess you up like spaghetti,
with a pinch of sprinkled cheese.
Mozarella or cheddar,
I’ll smoke you like these meats.

You may be the queen of plebs
But I’ll get your butt swept
My raps are enchanted
with Fire Aspect,
and Sharpness Five.
So run away your majesty
before you get roasted alive.

I’d like to hear what you’d say,
but before we go further,
the police will come here soon,
and suspect me for your murder.


Eloise:

Hey look, it’s this dude
who is high on crack.
Man the dabs are dead,
just like Gotten in the back.

Your profile pic makes me cynical
It’s utterly typical.
You’re a six star criminal.
Dank memes?!
PITIFUL!

Insult me all you want,
you’ll win against me in a dream.
I’ll slap you way back to Africa,
you suck more than Lifeboat’s mod team.

You’re not really a unicorn,
there’s Haziq
and JD,
so wear this janitor uniform
and clean all the crap that you made.
I’m the queen of this town,
so you better be afraid
for the raid
that I’m about to rain
on your parade.

My lines are excellent
cuz I’m still in my prime.
I’m TheLegend27,
you’re like Noobmaster69.
Like, even on the forums
you’re barely online.
So guess what happens now?
This battle is mine.


Unikern:

You think you beat me,
but there’s more fire that remains.
Your defeat is like your wedding,
cuz it’s only been delayed.

I expected more from you,
and but you only yapped like a puppy
Those bars and those lyrics are like your face,
so ugly.

The only thing that’s thicc about you
is your accent.
If it wasn’t for your society,
you’ll pass faster than your dog went.

and look at this April Fool’s joke,
it’s an actual joke!
What kind of drugs were you taking,
heroin or coke?
Pretending to have a boyfriend?
I already smell a fetish,
it’s lamer and gayer
than the music of Billie Ellish.

I would say something lewd,
I for one would respect a female chick.
But James you used to be a dude.
SO YOU CAN SUCK YOUR OWN-


Blizzard:

BY THE POWER OF ANIME
AND JAPAN ON MY SIDE,
THIS RETARD IS GONNA GO DOWN,
ROASTED AND FRIED.

What’s this fat boi gonna do,
against Society King?
I would beat you with a Mozambique,
and 500 ping.

Put your furry armor on,
I’ll hit your head with a putt.
Stop throwing your kisses there,
put it here right on my butt.

These raps are gonna hurt,
but it’s gonna make you learn.
Fly away and fart rainbows,
like a proper Unikern.
I’ll make you drop leather,
put your remains in an urn.
I may be a cold blizzard,
but I know how to burn.

So run back to your boyfriend,
or I’ll close up your zipper.
You don’t wanna mess with me,
your messing with a superior killer.
Unlike me your flow is whack,
and your raps are so beginner.
Drop the flak,
This is a winner winner,
unikern dinner.

  • deloise
  • unikern

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#2

Akyureytu!!!

UUhhhHHHhh??? KaY???

Could’ve used that punchline for the Deloise poem I made but okay.

This is roasting next level. Also those ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) moments…


your next project: Eloise v Gotten (this is intense I swear)

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#3

Close this topic immediately

Legend27: I’m undefeatable!
NoobMaster69: Hold my PS4 controller

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#4

I ENJOYED THIS
good job

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#6

I love all the little references but dude

you can attack me all you want, you can even come after my friends but never ever come after my queen Billie Eilish

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#7

Psychopath…

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