I am the mother of all geese. The river calls my name, speak to me my younglings! I like to keep my furniture polished and enjoy feeding carpets to my children. For it is I - MotherGoose!
My friends, we are on the verge of extinction. I’ve come here today to assist in not letting that happen. For we must speak to nature and sacrifice broken trumpets to their goddess.
The end is near. But for now, hide. We must live in the shadows, drown ourselves in suggestions and site feedback.