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Corrupt wishs


#322

But it was grown with chemicals

Not having kids


#323

but the nonexistence of them make u depressed

free minecraft lol


#324

the fbi arrests you

nin10do switch


#325

You have no friends

Bad things


#326

but they are worse than bad

a place to call home


#327

A dumpster or a landfill

A truck load of trucks


#328

But no trucks

Food


#329

stale and saturated

me


#330

with no memes


#331

I wish for a table


#332

For some reason, it falls out of the sky and lands on top of you…

I wish I could fly like a bird…


#333

but u cant date james then

i wish for A+ in all mee grades


#334

You get too smart that your head explodes

Nescafe


#335

It’s muddy water

A swamp


#336

But shrek comes and kicks you out, literally

Dr.phil


#337

He’s dead.

To be better at Smash Bros


#338

But suck at life

Meeting jacksepticeye


#340

But he hates you

Being famous


#341

But end up having all your stuff stolen because fans adored you too much… taking pieces of your skin, taking your blood, holding hostage all your pet or items, etc.

Potato Chips.


#342

Getting casted in a Marvel film!

specifically one with Chris Pratt or Chris Hemsworth cough