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Corrupt wishs


#282

But u have to hear earrape oof everytime u teleport

Memes


#283

January memes

Potato


#284

It’s poisonous

Cats


#285

But they live on your flesh

A really smart dog that can talk


#286

Eats your bones

Corrosive saliva


#287

But it always slpashes ALL OVER you

Not being niggardly


#288

Lets try a second one here
Some Random Kid 1: I want a turtle
Some Random Kid 2: Okay I’ll grant that for you
SRK1: REALLY!
SRK2: Really.
Grants the turtle

moments later
. . . . …
Everyone on Earth died,
becuase the turtle is as big. . .
as Jupiter, so everyone got squashed
even the miners
so yea


#289

:uhwhat:

Ummmm

World peace


#290

Finally achieved with the extinction of humanity. Three cheers for Ultron!

Infinite penguins


#291

Roasted

Pirates


#292

Internet

Life


#293

But only for 5 years

A refrigerator


#294

But it explodes

$100,000 that can’t be corrupted by anything said in this game


#295

I use my immunity doggo

economic crisis strikes

another immunity doggo


#296

But its backfires

Being an avatar


#297

Of a Dora the adventure show.

Everything bad in the world
(Now you gotta corrupt it to make everything GOOD in the world)


#298

So that leads to the world exploding

Being made of lava


#299

only to be killed by water

999 kill/death ratio


#300

Then you get killed about 74 or exactly 74.46 times and get to 0 KDR

Becoming a famous DJ


#301

Only that your music is voted the worst ever in the world, causing you to lose fans and, eventually, go homeless.

Becoming a famous actor.