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Corrupt wishs


#262

but you have to call it football for the rest of your life instead of soccer

superiority over @BliZZard


#263

but i turn into your superior

third foot


#264

Between your legs

Second hand brain


#265

But its only thinks dirty things

Most expensive shoe ever


#266

But it’s the ugliest thing in the universe so someone forces you to eat it in order to prevent them from ever having to see it again…oh, and it also happens to be the worst tasting thing in the entire universe…

The ability to turn invisible


#267

But you have to be naked to have its full effect and you obviously cannot carry a bag with you because youll get spotted…oh, and it also happens to work for 5 minutes only with an interval of 10 minutes.

A cat


#268

Destroys half of your house (and your neighbours’ faces)

Owning a flat complex


#269

it catches fire everyday

ramen noodles


#270

Went dead like @RamenNoodles_

Everything that cannot be ruined no matter what, that is happy


#271

Sacrifice your intelligence for it

Able to buy stuff using Monopply money


#272

But you can only buy dirt with it

To never be around people who constantly lie again


#273

Sorry, i cant ruin that wish, but you can only tell the truth and NEVER lie again to anyone

I wish for love


#274

But your lover is a very annoying person.

Able to like anything


#275

(sup, long time no see)
But everytime you like something, you risk losing a loved one

Apple trees


#276

But they’re full of seeds

Food


#277

Cost as much as your kidney for one nibble

Winning a lotto everytime


#278

your prizes are useless

a bicycle


#279

But u fall everytime

A cool scar


#280

but a very big one that it covers 75% of ur body

a cataract on right eye


#281

But you die

Ability to teleport