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Corrupt wishs


#242

its literally blank

ability to change body temperature at will


#243

Must be submerged in burning oil first

Milk


#244

but you’re lactose intolerant

Chocolate chip cookies.


#245

But its made from dirt

Scooby-Doo


#246

He makes doo doos everywhere and you are not allowed to do anything

Bag of high quality memes


#247

The bag is empty when you receive it.

To be good at Slay the Spire.


#248

But no one knows that game so it doesn’t matter

V-sucks


#249

you cant spend it

pvp god $killz


#250

Against chickens in MC, not skill at destroying mobs, or players.


#251

i wish for world peace


#252

But world hunger increases 60%

Burgers


#253

poppy’s burgers

kingsman glasses


#254

But they make you go blind.

Go on a cruise


#255

Titanic

An iceberg


#256

You turn into the iceberg that sunk the titanic and everyone hates you.

A kitten


#257

its an animatronic

puppet master


#258

On a corny children’s show with puppets for 3 year olds

PewDiePie victory against T-Series


#259

Armageddon

Infinity Gauntlet


#260

But you accidentally wipe yourself from existence

Being spider Man


#261

But u shoot baby spiders instead

a soccer ball